Ironing

There are lots of things that I dislike in the world - asparagus, vanity, shoveling snow... I try to live my life without them. The one thing that I cannot live without, but that I enjoy as little as having blood drawn, is ironing. Yuck! Ironing the same clothing over and over, simply in the interest of maintaining a professional appearance, is a chore that I would gladly pay someone to come to my home and do for me. I would rather pay someone to iron my clothes than to clean my toilet, and yet here I sit, staring at the ironing board and pile of laundry that needs to be de-wrinkled. Anyone interested in doing community service in the form of laundry patrol? If so, please email, along with a list of your ironing skills and history.

With tongue planted firmly in cheek,

MWM Turns 30